January 2012
December 2011
How teens and adults text
principal-edrooney:
mcfallon:
courtnieduffel:
tomatoshades:
jakeenglishswaifu:
singlepixelsmiles:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
...
I’ve made a New Years resolution to eat a lot less bad food so I’m making the most of it while I can. I’ve got less than 12 hours left. I just had a caramel donut and an apple blackcurrent slurpee, it was tops.
There’s just so many lame things and quotes on tumblr that make me go “ugh” and i want to reblog them all and add my own thoughts, but I’d lose like 19 followers so hng.
I usually can’t sleep in a house on my own because I watched Paranormal Activity 2 over a year ago (paid $17.50 to have my psychological landscape permanently tainted and forever fearful of shit...
Current shit
- Dad’s currently in hospital (he’s aight) so tonight I am dogsitting Harry and reading books, I’m okay with this.
- There’s a guy at my work who reminds me heaps of Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and he walks around whistling really loudly and everyone pretty much just wants to bash him
- Today I locked my keys in my car and some blokey bloke in...
Glenn: You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it “I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people’s business”.
Old dude: Sounds like a country song.
There’s no blame for how our love did slowly fade. And now that it’s gone, it’s like it wasn’t there at all.
How to Be a Scene Girl →
Every human is at da cambo right now because it’s the last wednesday of 2011 and that calls for a celebration I suppose, but i’ve got to be at work at 7:30am to stand at the entrance and say g’day to non-existent customers so I’ve just started reading The Help and now it’s time for some sleep. What an interesting post.
Ps. I got paid a shitload tonight so to...
A New Year Resolution:
- stop being so scared of anything and everything
Edit: this probably sounded heaps deep and serious but I actually meant being scared of being alone at night re: demons, ghosts etc
just bought a book online about the Amityville Horrors which is very stupid because
a) I get scared easily and won’t be able to sleep and
b) because I already have like 30 books on my shelf that I am yet to read fuckshitfuck
spending my christmas morning alone (with one of my cats) googling earthquakes and looking at the big w post-christmas sale catalogue online and starving myself to I can indulge in a feast at my cousin’s house for Christmas lunch. Have a sick as day errbody!
that 900 year shift went surprisingly quick and I am now in bed with a purring Shazza, wanting to read myself to sleep but I can’t find my book. Working 10 hours tomorrow, 8 hours on saturday, and then eating my weight in prawns with the family, getting and giving sick gifts, and drinking sangria. Christmas is nice when you’re not working (Y)
MDMA got you feeling like a champion
The city never sleeps, better slip you an Ambien
being called “retarded” because I don’t think serial killers should be sympathised with or given a break..
Watchlove me or hate me
I had a dream my uncle and I went to search for Ivan Milat’s grave so we could spit on it
Woke up and remembered he’s not dead
always comparing and always feeling like shit after said comparing.
there’s a lady at my work who is just smiley all the time and she’s just some dopey weirdo she’s so fucking funny, anyway the other day she randomly goes “my foot was really hurting this morning and i had a look at it and saw that i had a dog’s hair lodged right in my toe”. and the other night it was heaps quiet and a few of us were looking at this book of...
Basically for Christmas I would just like a flask of hot tea that never runs out
